| 爆笑英语笑话:你的钟准吗 |
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| 作者:网友 文章来源:网络 点击数: 更新时间:2007-9-18 |
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| 关键词: 英语笑话,joke,英语笑话大全,英语小笑话,english joke |
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Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?" After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so. “Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?” 愚蠢的问题 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?” 几个月后,丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了,我要去买一只大钟,把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟,把它挂在了墙上。 “现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。 可是打那以后,每天仍有许多人停下来,看看钟,然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”
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